"What are YOU doing here?" - Chaz
"I'm imitating the Old Man. Meow." - Musk Cat
Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Hi, I'm from the next pocket dimension over, and I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of - Oh! Heh heh. Um, I'll let myself out, shall I? Bye." - The Profound Darkness, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Hey guys, look! There's some guy with his ear to the sword, writing down what we say in a notebook. Why would anyone want to DO that?" - Amy, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Alis?" -Rune
"Yes?" - Alis and Alys
*groan* - Rune, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Phanatic)

"I found out why later. I turns out the meat in the burgers was full of hormones and chemicals designed to insure healthy stock." - Odin, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"I knew the humans were bad news when their new burgers didn't heal people and started making them fat instead." - Noah to his friends, Lutz to people he's manipulating, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"For the last time: it's a robe, not a dress!" - Noah, but arguably Lutz, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Why are you all looking at me like that? I fought alongside Alis, just like the others, so shaddap!!!" -Hapsby, Conversations while being booted out of Elsydeon (by Hatless)

"Oh, no. We didn't FIGHT our way through Baya Malay. Why bother? We just captured a manticore, fed it a nut, threw it inside, shut the door, and came back when the noise had stopped." - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Somehow, when we found the manticore, it wanted us to train it and take into tournaments... It EVEN tried to enter into a small red and white ball, but the funniest thing is that it kept saying: "Manticore... Manticore...." - Noah or Lutz. Continued from Joel Fagin's Conversations Within Elsydeon (Not by me, but I missed the name of the perpetrator. Email me if it was you.)

"Hey, we must go to the same tailor!" - Rudo to Wren, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Hey, I didn't sign on for this! All I did was give her some old pot I was gonna toss out anyway!" -Nekise, reluctantly drafted by Elsydeon (by Rune Lai)

"So I said : 'I refuse to be a slave of fate! I will be the master of my own future!' and then someone shot me in the head. So much for that idea." - Shir, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"It was a little strange. The more monsters we killed, the more that would turn up at once." - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"So to this day, I'm deathly afraid of Jack-in-the-box." -Rolf, etc etc (by Hatless)

"Everyone shouted my name at me. You know, like 'Good morning, ROLF'. It was quite disconcerting." - Rolf, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Those other Musk Cats? They're me. Haven't you ever heard about cats having nine lives?" - Myau, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"It's kind of embarassing, really. The Espers hired a new cleaning lady and she unplugged my cyro-chamber so she could vacuum the room. It was four months before someone noticed the smell." - Noah, except on alternate days when he is Lutz, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Oh, no. They didn't actually GIVE me the money to me to look after, I just sort of looked after it anyway." - Shir, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"So if we're IN Elsydeon, what am I carrying here?" - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Well, some furniture would be nice. Cold metal isn't too comfortable to sleep on, y'know?" - Could Be Practically Anyone, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Hey! No way! I am far more evil than you! You just opressed towns. I sterilised them." - Zio to Lassic, Conversations Within Evil Elsydeon

"Yeah, it IS kind of crowded. I knew I should have found a broardsword instead." - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"I don't see what was so 'profound' about it." - Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"...or even what was so 'Great' about the Light." - Chaz
"Yeah, we all know your beef with the Light. Enough already." - Rune
A Continuing Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Prithee, anyone for a joyous quip or jest, nuncle? No? Rats." - The Jester Person, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Stop me if you've heard this one. *OUCH* Okay, okay, I'm stopped" - The Jester Person, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"I just flew in from Excalibur, and boy are my arms- *OUCH*" - The Jester Person, Conversations WIthin Elsydeon

"We absolutly slaughtered the Sworms. They couldn't even fly when they were carrying their treasure chests." - Odin, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"You're telling me there's no alcohol here? Elsydeon?! Ha! More like Helsydeon!" -Raja, fussing within Elsydeon (by Hatless)

"If not for me, Rika never would have existed, and the Profound Darkness would have destroyed all of Algol. See? That was my plan all along, you idiot!" - Mother Brain, chiding Rolf within Elsydeon (by Hatless)

"Ah-ha! But you are a machine. You have no soul, so you can't be here, can you?" - Rolf
"Oh, yeah." - Mother Brain, just before vanishing in a puff of logic.
Continued Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Forget about the crystal! I got it out of a box of Cracker Jacks!" -Damor, channelling "Yogurt" within Elsydeon (by Hatless)

"My last words? *takes deep breath* EEEEEEIIIIIIAAAARRRRRGGGG! Why?" - Shir, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Then I figured out that I was supposed to wear the armor OVER my carbonsuit. Boy, was that embarassing!" -Rolf, etc etc (by Hatless)

"The monsters were smarter in our day. They always attacked in single file so you could only ever see one at a time." - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Of course, I could hit them all with one shot, so that might not be so smart after all." - Odin, Continued Conversations Within Elsydeon (from an original comment by NovaSaber)

"Man, that was close. I could've sworn I was a goner. Hey, waaaiiit a minute..." - Anna, Her First Conversation In Elsydeon

Narrator: ...is strange.
Rolf: What?
Narrator: The color of the water around here certainly is strange.
Rolf: Huh!??!
Narrator: Better late than never!
-Rolf and the PSII Narrator conversing within Elsydeon, AW 2200. (by Hatless)

"I stole medicine, I stole the Visiphone, and when we fought the humans, I stole away. No one has ever accused me of being stupid." - Shir, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"I don't know. I think I just have a pathological dislike to having more than three friends at once." - Rolf, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Waaiiit a minute! The Principal never paid us!" - Chaz, Realisations Within Elsydeon

"Yeah, maybe most normal cats can sneak around in the dark good, but us Musk Cats are hampered ever so slightly by our bright, canary yellow fur." - Myau, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"It's not just bottles, you know. Can openers and fridges are things we've been trying to figure out for centuries." - Myau, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"There's an ancient Esper attack which we are sworn never to use, called the Ryuka-frag." - Noah? Lutz? Who can tell? Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Oh man! Not again! Why didn't this sword come with a cat tray?" - Odin, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Oh, yes. You should have talked to them more. Dezorans make really good travelling companions." - Rika to Alis
[choked noise] - Chaz on the sidelines
Conversations Within Elsydeon

"We had an arrangment. Palmans open bottles for us, and we use our claws to open plastic shrink wrap for them." - Myau, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Well, looks like Eggman finally got the best of me! So, where's this?" -Sonic the Hedgehog, placed in Elsydeon by Yuji Naka (Unknown author)

"I tried not to think of it as fighting, more like vigorously dissecting." - Hugh, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"So where were the sandworms hiding in our day?" - Hugh, Conversations With Elsydeon

ROLF: "GO LOCUSTA!"
CHAZ: "SANDWORM!, I CHOOSE YOU!"
ALIS: "Oh my gosh, they have been watching the earthmen's shows again..."
THEA: "You should have seen Sean last night... Oh, Great Light..."
-Possible Event Inside Elsydeon After Too Much TV (by Wing0)

"Everytime we splatted a critter, Hugh would take out 'is blasted notebook an' draw the beastie's innards. Slowed us down some." - Kain, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Oh, bustin' da 'bots tis easy! I jus talk fonney lik dis all da time and dere translation circuts blow out!" - Kain, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"So, the entry requirements here can't be all that strict, huh?" - Grandfather Dorin, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Oh, it's easily explained. My Mother was a figure skater and my Father was a zookeeper." - Noah to his Father, Lutz to his Mother, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"When Hugh said he would fight to defend weaker lifeforms, I wasn't expecting it to include helping the monsters against us!" - Rudo, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Isn't there anything to read in here?" - Hahn, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"I think I saw Chaz reading a book that said "Run Hedgehog! Run!. And he was muttering something like 'Damn Robotnik or something...'" - Lutz, who wants something to read too to Hahn, who is very bored and will read anything, even books for kids, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Wing0)

"I'm bored. Who wants to come and haunt someone?" - Shir, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"I dunno. I didn't really understand what she was talking about, but I just think that, somehow, Miki glimpsed something greater than all of us." - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon (inspired by Hatless)

"I thought that when the guards said "Unless you hope to die, you had best stay here", that it was a threat! I wandered around Camineet for days trying to find some item or information that would get me past them." - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon (And, yes, that really happened to me :P )

"Ha! It was far harder to find in our time than it was in either of yours! In fact, we never found the cake shop at all!" - Rolf to Alis and Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Nei was a product of human and monster DNA? I resent that! I'm not a mon... I mean... uh, nothing." - Myau, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Wren always said 'Witness my perfection!' when he killed something. Weird, huh?" - Chaz, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Oh my robe started OUT white, yes, but white is a really dumb colour robe to go adventuring in." - I really should decide if this guy's name is Noah or Lutz, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"He was REALLY mad. How many people would pull out their intestines and plug in a rocket launcher? Yeeach!" - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"I thought she'd win! I didn't know Nei wouldn't be able to take her, or I would never have just stood back and watched!" - Rolf, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Oh, come on, Myau. I didn't know what Mad wanted with you, and I am sorry." - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"So who the hell was Alex Ossale?" - Odin, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"We asked later. The Governer was actually on a diet. It was all a scam by the guards." - Odin, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"The Saccubus was most put out when we made all those 'getting ahead' jokes. And believe me, 'put out' looks really funny on that face." - Myau, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"You know, I just realised it was probably Tyler's ship which hit Gaira. Bit of coincidence otherwise, don't you think?" - Rolf, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Man, it was wierd. I wandered around Eppi forest for days with this strange bloodthirsty desire to kill werebats. I just wandered around in circles until I found some. For days! I don't know what came over me." - Alis, Conversations Within Elsydeon

CHAZ: "I never should have taken Rika's collar off, now I know why it said DO NOT REMOVE..."
RIKA: "Hey chaz! I have to take a bath again! Those fleas in Tinkerbell's dog jumped to me!!"
WREN: ............
Conversations during the Tinkerbell's dog subquest :p (by Wing0)

"Fire eye, Kaite Dragon...Whats the difference? Fact of the matter is the buggers where hard to kill!" -Rudo, Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Tapion)

"I don't really see why they made such a big deal about Dark Force. Don't they know that he was basically my...ah...nevermind" -- Profound Darkness, Conversations In Netrdeon (Anyone who's played Lunar will get that one) (by Tuxedo Fuoren)

"Yes, I was the one who created Mother Brain. She was my greatest acheivement. Huh? Oh, my name? William...William Gates" -- Conversations In Netrdeon (by Tuxedo Fuoren)

"Um...I think I made a wrong turn somewhere....." -- The Great Light, Conversations In Netrdeon (by Tuxedo Fuoren)

"I think I was the better looking one.."
"Yeah right! I was the best looking AND the strongest!"
"YOU?! You can't even get your name right. DarkFalz?! Ha!"
-- All of the Dark Forces in existance, Conversations In Netrdeon (by Tuxedo Fuoren)

"Hey, that guy with the notebook is back. He's setting up recording equipment now. Why IS he so interested in what we say?" - Shir, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Heey...do you suppose he's selling these recordings? Hey Joel!!! We demand 60/40 split or else we'll develop a sudden sword-wide laryngitis epidemic, got it?" - Chaz, Continued Conversations Within Elsydeon (Unknown author)

"Um, Chaz? Exactly where do you plan to spend it all?" - Kyra, Conversations...(you know!) (a continuation by Phanatic)

"It's the same thing everytime! Some one brings out the ball of yarn and Myau and Rika are at each other's throats."-Chaz, Conversations within Elsydeon (by The Conspiracy Guy)

"You guys had it easy. When you fought them, you at least knew where you were. With me, it was like, one moment I'm on the Noah and the next I'm in Tron or something"--PSII Darkforce to the PSIV Darkforces on the subject of backgrounds.
Conversations within Netrdeon (by Tuxedo Fuoren)

"If only someone would've told Dark Force about that inn thing" -Zio Conversations within Netrdeon (by Tuxedo Fuoren)

"Let's see YOU try to go to an inn when you're stuck in a computer"--The first PS4 Darkforce. Conversations within Netrdeon (by Tuxedo Fuoren)

"I was invincible until they found the psycho-wand and neutralized my magic barrier"
"Why didn't you just recast it?"
"..........."
--Zio to Lassic, Conversations within Netrdeon (Unknown Author, but probably Tuxedo Fuoren)

"I have a small suspician that the reason we were so 'lucky' with the Jet Scooter was because Rudo had a quiet word with the Motavians. A quiet, but intense word. And I bet he didn't put his gun down first, either." - Rolf, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"You weirdo! You weirdo! You weirdo!" - Myau
"I've got the wrong hat on, haven't I?" - Shir
Conversations Within Elsydeon

"When I saw that girl in pink, something happened. I reached for her and she...STABBED me...All I wanted was a little love!" - Dark Falz, conversations within Evil Elsydeon. (by Tapion)

"That Maruera stuff gave a whole new meaning to 'bubble gum'." - Amy, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Take my advice, if you go to Uzo Island, take some rock climbing equipment. It would have saved us a whole LOT of time." - Hugh, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Ah-ha, but we fought back. Every 'Wanted' poster we saw, we drew mustaches on. Eventually people stopped recognising us." - Anna, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"When she was alive, Nei was a 'monster'. After she was dead, she was the 'good-looking girl'. Hypocrites. I was tempted to let them drown." - Rolf, Bitterly, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Yeah, real smart. Let's make absolutly sure that no one but a MUSICIAN can open the dams. Oh, yeah, very logical." - Rolf, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"'Ga? dote-mew? banaput'? That means 'Huh? Who is this hatless idiot? I wonder if we can bilk him of his money.' Why? Where did you hear that?" - Raja to Rolf, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"SEEN an eclipse? Ha! Ha! Ha! Of course not! How could you see an eclipse through the clouds? Ha! Ha!" - Raja, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"NO. WE'RE JUST HERE ON PROFESSIONAL CURIOSITY. AN AFTERLIFE IN A SWORD IS..."
"SQUEAK."
"YES, UNIQUE."
- A Conversations Within Elsydeon for Terry Pratchett fans.

"No, it wasn't Dark Force. I was going through your items because I'm a thief. Hey, YOU wanted me in the party." - Shir to Rolf, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Oh, these hats we wear are mogic caps. Otherwise we can't understand each other." - Raja, Conversations Within Elsydeon

"Hey, how do you like my new mogic cap, Raja?" - Chaz
"You know, Espers don't really exist. It's just Dezorians trying to fool you silly Palmans!" -Raja
"Huh??" -Chaz
"Chaz, you dolt. That's a *magic* cap." -Rune
Conversations Within Elsydeon (by Jonathan)

"Alis?" - Raja
"Yes?" - Alis and Alys
"Ah-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That always cracks me up! Haha!" - Raja
Conversations Within Elsydeon